CoralSkye3 on October 7, 2025 11:27 am Technically, it worked exactly as advertised. Marketing team deserves a raise for this one.
TaToten on October 7, 2025 11:30 am Thank you for this facebook shit from Sarcasm. And now fuck off and never come back!
Zealousideal_Tie_350 on October 7, 2025 11:30 am Finally, depression cured for only $3.99 at Walmart. 😭🧴
VelvetMuse5 on October 7, 2025 11:52 am Developers always act like they dropped the biggest innovation of the century after rearranging two buttons and breaking everything else.
GumSnugglees on October 7, 2025 11:55 am Johnson & Johnson needs to update their marketing… they really undersell the full potential of this stuff.
Sea-Application-4873 on October 7, 2025 12:23 pm They should have played the Ozzy song in the background
Objective-Two-5221 on October 7, 2025 12:25 pm Never understood why Johnson didn’t license Ozzys song to make the best commercials of all time.
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That’s one way to take “no more tears” literally.
Not like this.
One way trip to getting your stomach pumped.
Now im crying AND my tummy hurts
Technically, it worked exactly as advertised. Marketing team deserves a raise for this one.
Thank you for this facebook shit from Sarcasm. And now fuck off and never come back!
Finally, depression cured for only $3.99 at Walmart. 😭🧴
Johnson & Johnson speedrun any%
The lid is closed
When life gives you trauma, give it Johnson’s
Ozzy Osborn 🤝 Diddy🤝 Ariana grande 🤝
Baby shampoo made out of babies?
Developers always act like they dropped the biggest innovation of the century after rearranging two buttons and breaking everything else.
Johnson & Johnson needs to update their marketing… they really undersell the full potential of this stuff.

The light in the window is a crack in the sky
No more tears or no more tears?
They should have played the Ozzy song in the background
I swallowed shampoo
Never understood why Johnson didn’t license Ozzys song to make the best commercials of all time.
No more tears because life sucks